If you could have any
recruitment superpower,
what would it be?
- Harry Potter Magic Wand: To rid the world of low value, time consuming task work
- X-Ray Vision: Detect hidden talent in any database
- Teleportation: Meeting every candidate in the right place and at the right time
- Ice Manipulation: Useful for team cocktail nights
- Precognition: I knew you were going to ask me that
Your team is working late,
so you order in pizza.
But which topping?
- A classic margherita with a sprinkle of intuition
- Pizza is for wimps - we get everything done in the working day
- Tuna fish, broccoli and pineapple
- 36% Spinach, 39% Riccotta, 21% Prosciutto, 4% Pinenuts
- Cheese and macaroni because sometimes only carbs will do
What’s the state of your desk
right now?
- A vortex of organized paper chaos
- I prefer to call it abstract art
- Neatly arranged laptop, stress ball and Rubiks Cube combo
- Post-apocalyptic
- Like the nest of a soaring efficiency eagle
Which of these workplace
mottos inspires you most?
- Success is where preparation and opportunity meet
- Don’t count the days, make the days count
- Attract. Engage. Hire. And repeat.
- Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor
- You don’t have to be mad to work here but it helps
Which digital innovation
is your social life screaming
out for?
- The self-filling refrigerator
- Voice-activated pampering studio
- Autonomous rollerskates
- The robotic dog walker
- Automatic blocking of Debbie Downers
If you cloned yourself, which
collective noun would best
describe you?
- A Dazzle Of Datapoints
- A Glide Of Empathizers
- A Murmuration of Psychobabblers
- A Harmony Of Multi-taskers
- A Shimmer Of Specialists
If you could only use one
word for the rest of your life,
what would it be?
- Chocolate
- We (not Me)
- Oops
- Pneumonoultramicrosco- picsilicovolcanoconiosis
- Touchdown!
How do you connect with
Gen Z talent?
- Put on amazing targeted campus events
- Perform the recruitment brief as a TikTok
- Turn to immersive video branding and social media engagement
- Speak exclusively in emojis
- Meet them in the metaverse
If you could time-travel,
which year would you
visit and why?
- 1969 - to check if the moon landing really was a hoax
- 2049 – to go and hire yourself some replicants
- 1912 – to recruit a more efficient crew for the Titanic
- 2023 – there’s never been a better time to shine in Talent Acquisition
- 15th March 44 BC – to tip off Julius Caesar
How could you do your
job better, faster and
more simply?
- Place inspirational quotes everywhere
- Take power naps in a sleep pod
- Gamify your to do list
- Automate candidate outreach with pre-written messages
- Data analytics to match the right candidates quickly
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